Speaking of Smoggers, We Present Lisa Jackson!!

Surely you know the Danger of Smog!  The silent death.  The semi-visible poison!  The killer of infants and elderly--not to mention of puppies and unicorns!!!!!

And we all know where smog comes from:  CARS!!  Industry!!  CARS!!  Industry!!

Uh-huh.

The summons from the president came without warning the Thursday before Labor Day. As she was driven the four blocks to the White House, Lisa P. Jackson, the administrator of the Environmental Protection Agency, suspected that the news would not be good.  --NYTimes

Silly.  The CARS!!! which generate smog (killer of infants, elderly, puppies, and unicorns) are NOT the CARS which Lisa Jackson uses to go FOUR BLOCKS.

Nope.  They are your cars.  Eat cake, asshole!!!

HT:  Althouse