Guns or Wimmin?

Oldie, but goodie....why men prefer guns to wimminfolk.

You can trade an old 44 for a new 22 AND nobody gets hurt.

A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?”

There are others.

And, for you wimminfolk who read this--(we're fastidiously EEO here):

You can easily trade that snubby in for something with a longer barrel.

A gun doesn't complain if you want to spend more than 15 minutes at the range.

A gun doesn't need to take a nap after each shot.

Umnhh.