John "The Clown" Banzhaf

This is the kinda guy who makes lawyers look .......well.......like......ahhhh.........

A DC-area legal activist has filed a federal human rights complaint against the Catholic University of America (CUA) for acting “probably with malice” against Muslim students for having Catholic imagery in all of its rooms that would hinder Muslim prayer

...John Banzhaf, a George Washington University Law School professor who has a history of filing suits to promote agendas on such topics as childhood obesity and tobacco, filed the complaint with the Washington, D.C. Office of Human Rights...

Perhaps he chose that venue because he thinks that even a Federal judge would simply tell him what I would:

"F*&^ You, Bozo!"