The DC Mind, Satirized

RenMan posts a goodie.

The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed on from generation to generation, says that: "When you discover that you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount."

Well, yah.  Except....

...in government, education, and in corporate America, more advanced strategies are often employed, such as:

Buying a stronger whip

Changing riders.

Appointing a committee to study the horse.

Arranging to visit other countries to see how other cultures ride dead horses.

Lowering the standards so that dead horses can be included.Reclassifying the dead horse as living-impaired

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