Taking a Golf Vacation?

Learned something yesterday.

Seems that Ms. Incompetanto's airport sniffing devices are sensitive, indeed.

So when you return from that golf vacation, the sniffer may think you're carrying a bomb. It smells the fertilizer which may have stuck to your golf bag or shoes, or in your cuffs.

That's not too bad. After all, chem-fertilizer IS a component of some bombs.

But it gets more interesting.

The sniffers ALSO think that scented lotions--like what your wife wears--are fertilizer.

So she'll get felt up and have naked pix to show off at home.