Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Was Obama Actually BORN?

This gets more like Alice in Wonderland every month or so.

"Senior officers in the City and County of Honolulu Elections Division told me on multiple occasions that no Hawaii long-form, hospital-generated birth certificate existed for Senator Obama in the Hawaii Department of Health," Adams' affidavit reads, "and there was no record that any such document had ever been on file in the Hawaii Department of Health or any other branch or department of the Hawaii government."

I've never been all about the birth. I thought it would be useful for Obozo to release the records--if for no other reason than to shut up the crowds.

It now appears that there's a good reason he didn't do so.

HT: Vox

7 comments:

  1. This is additional evidence, DaddyZero, that you are a complete and total fruitcake.

    If I was looking for a birth certificate, the first place I would look would be the elections office. Brilliant logic.

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  2. Your remark, in contrast, demonstrates your calm, cool, and utterly rational argumentation./irony

    Should I put it in caps for you, bozo?

    I AM NOT ALL ABOUT THIS ISSUE. I DON'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS.

    But it WOULD BE USEFUL FOR HIM TO RELEASE THE DAMN THING.

    There. Can you read that better?

    Next year, in third grade, you'll get to lower-case.

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  3. You got yours? I sure couldn't lay my hands on mine! I'm in the same situation as the President. My parents are deceased and I have absolutely no idea where mine is. I am certain that my mother kept it, but where it is today I have no idea.

    If I pay the fee and get a "birth certificate" from the State of Wisconsin, I get exactly what the State of Hawaii has produced for the President. You will too -- if you were "born," that is!

    The former Republican Governor of Hawaii, before she left office, went to the appropriate office and inspected it. She says that the State of Hawaii has it. Is she a liar? Was she duped? Was she brainwashed?

    What part of this don't you digbats understand?

    You folks make a fruitcake appear intelligent by comparison.

    I take that back. It insults the fruitcake.

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  4. I meant "dingbats," of course.

    You aren't "all about this issue," but you link to a bit-shit-crazy website. You are what you link.

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  5. Dear Stupid:

    The County Register of Deeds' office keeps the long-form, as any adult knows.

    And you can get a certified copy of that long-form anytime you want it, from the County in which you were born.

    About $10.00 plus postage. Yes, the State has a different form, which is based on the County's record.

    Hawaii's governance structure may be different--but I'll repeat, just for you: it would be VERY helpful if Obozo requested and released the damn document.

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  6. Wanna bet a doughnut that if Oabama's long-form appears, someone would step forward to insist it's a conspiracy.

    I see. You're not a birther, but you like to repeat birther news.

    The question is, what would qualify Obama to be qualified to run for President?

    Hint: Where was McCain born, and why was it OK for him?

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  7. John Foust was not born. Rather, his father had to take a large shit after too much kielbasa and beer, and out came John Foust.

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