The High School Literary Genius. Or Not.

Confed-Yank blogger offers these gems from high-school papers.

“When Charles Dickens was around, people did not have much of an imagination due to not having televisions.”

“When Mark Twain wrote this book he had the attention to write it the way he wrote the book.”

“This poem is called “The Truth The Dead Know” and the speaker is a mid-age man who has lost her husband in a tragic death.”

“The theme of ‘Roxanne’ is that someone that you are in love with might be cute, but the real people that love you are the ugliest person in the world.”

Lots more at the link.