Your New Church: The Federal Building

Don't bother with all that candles/incense stuff at your usual place of worship.

Just make obeisance toward the local Federal building (or, in a pinch, the local DMV office.)

How can anyone offer a principled objection to the introduction of faith to our national discussion? The platform of the Democrat Party is entirely based on faith in the State.

And Doctor Zero provides plenty of examples.

State-worshipers will tell you that this is all preposterous, that of COURSE this is not serious. After all, they go to a "regular" church.

But that doesn't tell you which god they actually worship, folks.