Need a Nice Place to Stay? Go Illegal!!

The kinder, gentler, detention center.

...among the p.c. makeover measures under consideration or about to be made by Obama’s ICE agency in the next 30 days:

– “Softening” the physical appearance of privately contracted detention facilities with “hanging plants.”

- Giving illegal alien detainees e-mail access and free Internet-based phone service.

- Abandoning lockdowns, lights-out, visitor screening and detention uniform requirements.

- Serving fresh veggies and continental breakfast and providing Bingo sessions, arts and crafts classes, and, yes, movie nights.

Read the whole thing, because Teh Won's Administration has even worse on the table ('worse' only if you're a taxpayer...)

HT Malkin