Bart Simpson's "Sestak Defense"

Oh, yah.

'We did not offer him a paid position. Besides, there’s nothing wrong with offering “alternatives” to candidates for office, especially if they’re qualified. Besides, everybody does it.' --Bob Bauer, White House Counsel.

"I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything!" --Bart Simpson

There are differences, of course.

Bauer admitted that the White House did it, in violation of USCode.

And Simpson never claimed that 'everybody does it.'

HT: Examiner