The Russkis Did It

In an iced pitcher, mix the following:

10 parts Russian energy production
10 parts Access to Russian temperature-data
5 parts Access to GloboWarming emails
5 parts Russki Intel
1 part Putin

Shake well, pouring in plenty of energy-based cash.

Set mixture aside. Drink a bottle of Absolut (up.)

Throw mixture into Internet before and during HopenHagen Conference.

Drink another bottle of Absolut (up.)

Enjoy the frenzy!!

HT: VerumSerum