Monday, May 04, 2009

Biden Twitters on Swine Flu

The always-reliable Planet Moron has hacked into Joe Biden's twitter-warnings about swine flu.

Avoid enclosed places, like planes, buses, supermarkets, classrooms, factories, Mailboxes Etc, hospitals and oval office meetings. #swineflu 8:13 AM May 2 from web

........a bit later............

Some tips: Wash your hands. Avoid contact w/people showing flu symptoms. Store one year's supply of food in your basement http://is.gd/wo0L 9:34 PM May 2 from web

.........later yet...........

The police can’t save you. No one can. Once things go bad, they go real bad. Just a personal opinion. #swineflu #zombies #pigzombiesabout 23 hours ago from web

More at the link. All very good advice!

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