G-20 Results

Many of you wonder exactly what the G-20 meeting accomplished, aside from stuffing the faces of the delegates with tasty dinners that NONE of you will ever eat in YOUR lifetimes.

Planet Moron was able to obtain a copy of their Statement of Principles and we present it for you.

Statement of Principles

We held a meeting because things are bad.

We should probably do something about that.

Some people screwed up.

Other people also screwed up.

We’ve done some things to make it better.

But we need to do more.

Therefore, we agreed to continue doing what we’ve been doing.

But also promise to do some other good-sounding stuff.

To accomplish this, we adhere to common principles of good-sounding stuff.

Specifically, we have charged our people with reviewing things.

We’ll meet again in six months to review the progress being made on these reviews.

We think the free market is still nifty.

Free trade is nifty too.

Helping poor countries is also nifty.

We are still committed to all the other important stuff going on.

This will probably work.

Yup.