Heh.
"Top Ten Excuses I Didn't Know My BFF Willy Ayers Was a Terrorist"
10) Community organizing takes up a lot of time.
9) Jeremiah Wright vouched for him.
8) I’ve always been a supporter of Don’t Ask Don’t tell.
7) There was nothing about it in the Indonesian Press at the time.
6) It wasn’t on the teleprompter.
5) I thought Republicans would like him because he’s bitter and into guns.
4) I was busy that day picking up my $105,849 check from Fannie Mae with my good buddies Doodad Pro and Good Will.
3) I thought terrorists all had names that sounded like…well…mine.
2) How was I supposed to know? After all, he looked like all the other guys on the dollar bill.
1) I really did know and I'm LYING.
Stolen directly from Creative Minority
And from either Rush or Hannity...
ReplyDelete"What do OBL and Barack Obama have in common? They both have friends who have bombed the Pentagon!"