Thursday, August 21, 2008

VP Selections: Better Ideas

You haven't heard of these? Then you're not reading Planet Moron.

VP selection possibilities:

OBAMA:

Barack Obama

Pro: Easily Barack Obama’s favorite person in the world. In fact, he likes him so much he wrote two books about him.

Con: Possible unresolveable policy disagreements as Barack Obama rarely agrees with anything Barack Obama says. At least not for long.

McCAIN:

Former Hewlett Packard CEO Carly Fiorina

Pro: A chick. Chicks dig that, right?

Con: Would have to spend most of first term showing McCain how to use a computer.

Alternative for McCain:

Former South Carolina Senator Strom Thurmond

Pro: Would make McCain appear younger by comparison.

Con: Dead.

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