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VP selection possibilities:
OBAMA:
Barack Obama
Pro: Easily Barack Obama’s favorite person in the world. In fact, he likes him so much he wrote two books about him.
Con: Possible unresolveable policy disagreements as Barack Obama rarely agrees with anything Barack Obama says. At least not for long.
McCAIN:
Former Hewlett Packard CEO Carly Fiorina
Pro: A chick. Chicks dig that, right?
Con: Would have to spend most of first term showing McCain how to use a computer.
Alternative for McCain:
Former South Carolina Senator Strom Thurmond
Pro: Would make McCain appear younger by comparison.
Con: Dead.
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