Wheels of Justice--Slow, But Sure (Sometimes)

That lying sack of crap who currently serves as a Member of Congress is tapping his retirement fund.

Democratic Rep. Jim McDermott has paid more than $64,000 in damages to House Republican leader John Boehner -- the first payment in a decadelong dispute over an illegally taped telephone call involving Boehner and other GOP leaders.

The payment, which includes $50,000 in court-ordered punitive damages, $10,000 in statutory damages and $4,169 in interest, is the first of what could be more than $850,000 in fines and fees owed by McDermott, D-Wash.

That's how much Boehner, R-Ohio, says he has paid in legal fees over the course of the 10- year-old case, which stems from a December 1996 telephone call in which Republican leaders discussed an ethics case against then-House Speaker Newt Gingrich, R-Ga.

Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.