Often, we read statistics and are enamored. They are The Numbers!
So, via this month's Gilbert! magazine, from Frank Petta, a reminder:
Three statisticians went bow-hunting. After arriving in the woods and setting up, a 12-point buck came into view just 50 yards away.
The first statistician carefully aimed and let fly his arrow---which landed 10 yards left of the deer.
The second statistician carefully aimed and let fly his arrow--which landed 10 yards right of the deer.
The third statistician began jumping up and down, yelling "We got him!!! We got him!!!"
Thanks Dad, I needed the laugh!
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ReplyDeleteUnfortunately, on the way back to their car from their hunting stand, they drowned in a lake an average of one inch deep.
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