China is Our "Friend," Part 265

Neo-Con has a nice catch here: (although his link is screwed up)

In the "minds" of the Globaloney bunch (GWB is in there, as was his Daddy), all we really have to do is make nice-nice to PRChina--you know, send them lotsa money and teach them all about their NEEDS for Cuisinart, Starbucks, etc.,--and they will suddenly become Westernized. Docile. Lovers of Truth, Beauty, and Goodness.

Well, this year we'll send them well over $72Billion (topping last year's contribution) and they STILL haven't figured it out:

The U.S. intelligence community has determined that Beijing has developed and deployed a series of missiles that would give China second-strike nuclear capability in any confrontation with the United States. The determination of a sea-based deterrent is said to have significantly increased Beijing's threat to the United States.

Clearly, they are ungrateful. Under Globaloney Diplomacy Principle #364(A) sub-section VIII, we will send them to a corner. Our Treasury Department will issue a statement asking Pretty Please, adjust the Yuan.

Makes sense to me!