Friday, August 04, 2006

Ahhh...Our Lovely State

So I get today's mail, which includes a letter from the State of Wisconsin's Department of Agriculture, Trade, and Consumer Protection.

It begins:

"Dear Livestock Owner,"

Yah, hey, you Lefties--have your laugh. You paid for the mailing, after all. It has nothing whatsoever to do with REALITY--I do not own, nor have "registered" any elk, musk deer, mules, pigeons, guinea fowl, cassowaries, or sheep.

But thanks, anyway.
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3 comments:

  1. Billiam8/04/2006 11:03 PM

    You sure you haven't secreted away any of those? On the sly, for a more opportune time to spring them on an unsuspecting public? Hmmmmm?

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  2. Neo-Con Tastic8/04/2006 11:56 PM

    Perhaps a rabbit?

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  3. Billiam8/05/2006 8:02 AM

    I'm not concerned about a rabbit, but, those Cassowaries are damned dangerous! Before you know it, they're EVERYWHERE!!! RUN!!!

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