Thursday, December 22, 2005

REAL Torture

Here's how we handle all this stuff.

First, we get a room, about 1000 square feet. Secure. Barred windows, solidly lockable door, etc., nice furniture but nothing that can be made into weapons, all fastened securely to the floor or walls.

Now we attach men's and ladies' rooms, with showers, similarly secure.

Then we attach a kitchen, fully equipped, but separated from The Room by a solid wall--the wall will have apertures.

Yup. Pretty close to a prison. Nice--but a prison.

Now we fill the room with those who deserve each others' company.

I'll start the list:

Osama
Saddam
BagManDoyle
Feingold
Hldebeeste
X42
Feinstein
Reid
Risser

Get the idea? OK. Now you make additions. Think it will be crowded? No problem--we'll add another room.

No radio--no TV--no 'Net--no phone. No books, newspapers, periodicals. All they get to do is eat, sleep, and talk with each other. No interpreters, either...

3 comments:

  1. Adding to the list -

    Nobody's Senator, Herb Kohl
    Terrell Owens
    Drew Rosenhaus
    Bud Selig
    George Steinbrenner
    E. Michael McCann
    Gary George
    Chuck Chvala
    Dale Shultz
    Elliot Spitzer
    Kitty Brennan
    Lee Holloway
    Michael McGee (both Sr. and Jr.)

    I could go on, but I have to leave some names for others :-)

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  2. Then, we commission Barbara Streisand to sing for them non stop. HA!

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