It's All Coke's Fault

You know, the "Coke overcomes all..." bilge, where polar bears meet penguins (real-world check: last count, they live about 12,000 miles apart...)

And it's a happy ending with Coke.

The commercial encapsulates the Foreign Policy sophistication of Senator Feingold (D-AlQuaeda) and Ms. Pelosi (D-Haight-Ashbury Redux) --much like the 'Tenement Top' concert commercial they ran during the summer.

One notices that the Coke commercials never feature a picture of the vacant airspace where the World Trade Center used to exist...