Dear Blogger,
Under the newly-written provisions implementing the McShame/Feinwipe Act which eliminated your First Amendment rights to free speech, we now demand that you cease and desist blogging.
Congress considered re-writing the Act to "regulate" bloggers who accepted paid political advertising, and dismissed the idea. It will be far easier for us, here at Big Brother, to simply eliminate blogging altogether.
Opinions which contradict the Thoughts of Politicians (or Chairman Mao, whoever, makes no difference) will now, by order of the FCC, cease.
Please delete your blog-posting page access from your Favorites menu. We need not remind you, with pictures of Elian's liberation, (or of that little old lady in New Orleans who ALSO thought she had a Constitutional right, the stupid old broad) what can happen if you refuse to obey.
That is all.
HT: Random 10
Dear Gummint:
ReplyDeleteYou can have my First Amendment Rights when you can pry them from my cold, dead fingers.