Corn-o-line

To the tune of "Old MacDonald Had a Farm" (what could be more appropriate?)

A. D. M. has spent some cash,

E-I-E-I-Oooooo

To shove a corncob up your a*&,

E-I-E-I-Oooooo.

With a stalk-stalk here
and a stalk-stalk there,
Here a buck, there a buck,
EVERYWHERE a buck, buck,

A.D.M has spent some cash,

E-I-E-I-Ooooooo!!!