NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY (for you Lefties)

Shamelessly Stolen from www.ThoseShirts.com:

10 Top Gun Safety Tips, slightly edited:

8. No matter how responsible he seems, never give your gun to a monkey.

6. When unholstering your weapon, it's customary to say "Excuse me while I whip this out!"

4. If your weapon misfires, don't look down the barrel to see what went wrong. Have someone else do that for you.

3. NEVER use your handgun to pistol-whip someone. That could mar the finish.

1. And the MOST important rule of gun safety: Don't piss me off.