Moonbat Alert

So according to Judy Robson, Moonbat-at-Large (2nd class), (D) of Beloit, ways in which one may demonstrate eligibility for the most important function in the Republic include:

• showing a utility bill which has your own name (well, maybe not your name, but at least an address in the area)...
• coming up with 4 random numbers (which says a lot about the people Robson wants to enfranchise here...4 is not TOO heavy a burden)...
• somebody's bank statement.

Why not:

• Last night's pizza crust?
• One of those postcards with a milk-carton child on them (they have an address, right?)
• A letter from your Mom, giving permission for you to skip school?
• A receipt from a LOCAL QuickMart for coffee and donuts?
• A few cans of non-perishable food for the poor?
• A picture of random children?
• Somebody's email address?

Just trying to help, Judy.