An Analysis of Newspaper Readers

Cadged, of course!

The Wall Street Journal is read by those who run the country.

The WaPo is read by those who think they run the country.

The NYT is read by people who think they should run the country and are good at crossword puzzles

USA Today is read by people who think they should run the country but who really don't understand the NYT

The LATimes is read by people who would like to run the country if they could find the time and didn't have to leave Southern California to do it.

The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the country.

The NY Daily News is read by people who really aren't sure about who is running the country

The NY Post is read by people who don't care who is running the country so long as they do something scandalous, preferably while exceedingly drunk.

The Chicago Tribune is read by people who are in prison, who used to run the State & would like to do so again--as would their constituents who are currently free on bail.

The Miami Herald is read by people who run another country but need the baseball scores.

The SFChronicle is read by people who aren't sure if there is a country or that anyone is running it, but are damned sure that they are evil and oppose all of them except the LBGTQs, minorities, atheists, and illegal aliens.

The Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel is read by people who caught a fish and need to wrap it.