tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12897315.post7599632084426615017..comments2024-03-28T09:54:55.115-05:00Comments on Dad29: Franken-Squirrel(s)Dad29http://www.blogger.com/profile/08554276286736923821noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12897315.post-29081481118513482252008-11-12T09:11:00.000-06:002008-11-12T09:11:00.000-06:00Oh.OK. I've considered both plans and have assemb...Oh.<BR/><BR/>OK. I've considered both plans and have assembled a committee of GM Executives to consider it.<BR/><BR/>After they hire 46 people to examine the alternatives, and another 132 people to transcribe their thoughts, and another 35 to reduce the transcriptions to PowerPoint--and one poor schlub to actually EXECUTE the approved, finalized, plan....<BR/><BR/>The FrankenSquirrel will have had grandchildren; I will have had great-great-great-grandchildren, AND the GM stooges will be the recipients of a $100 MM bailout.<BR/><BR/>Meantime, I'll go with my plan, sans the popcorn popper...Dad29https://www.blogger.com/profile/08554276286736923821noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12897315.post-77519750789882582252008-11-12T07:51:00.000-06:002008-11-12T07:51:00.000-06:00I believe the plan was: 1) nurse him back to healt...I believe the plan was: 1) nurse him back to health; 2) release him in the Dad29 backyard; 3) continue with your normal process; 4)cook the varmint in your popcorn popper.Headless Bloggerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13583756925286190136noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12897315.post-33010516897229506772008-11-11T20:17:00.000-06:002008-11-11T20:17:00.000-06:00Live-Trap?The estimable Mrs. HB wants me to purcha...Live-Trap?<BR/><BR/>The estimable Mrs. HB wants me to purchase, bait, and eventually unload a Live-Trap for this beastie?<BR/><BR/>Thanks for the diagnosis; I kinda thunk it was a disease, but hoped that it was merely battle-scars.<BR/><BR/>He'll not poison any of his pals...trust me.<BR/><BR/>(Exit left, mount scope, lock, load, wait.....)Dad29https://www.blogger.com/profile/08554276286736923821noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12897315.post-69270361411460861662008-11-11T18:21:00.000-06:002008-11-11T18:21:00.000-06:00Mrs. HB says your squirrel has mange. Your instru...Mrs. HB says your squirrel has mange. Your instructions are to LIVE trap the critter and bring it to the Wildlife in Need Center. The disease is fatal if untreated and will spread to other squirrels.Headless Bloggerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13583756925286190136noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12897315.post-54785898933182006382008-11-11T16:52:00.000-06:002008-11-11T16:52:00.000-06:00From the heading I thought you were posting on the...From the heading I thought you were posting on the vote re-count changes in the Minnesota senate race.<BR/><BR/>Franken-Squirrel(s) (away votes)<BR/><BR/>From what I have read squirrels have a rather rough existence. If they're not fighting off predators they're fighting each other. These guys might be showing signs of past fights.TerryNhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00935444780104778042noreply@blogger.com