Patel Has the Losing Side on Bestiality and Flock

This guy Patel has a strange view of the world.  First, he constructs a statistically near-impossible case.

... Patel has doubled down on defending the policy after the FBI revised its hiring standards in June, allowing some applicants with past involvement in prostitution, employer theft, bestiality, or animal cruelty to remain eligible under certain circumstances, according to a CBS News report....

Oh.

Patel has an explanation, too!!

The new guideline allows the FBI to hire people who have INVOLUNTARILY participated in bestiality.

Oh.

... [Sen.] Kennedy later pressed Patel on the distinction between voluntary and involuntary conduct.

“How do you involuntarily do it?” Kennedy asked.

Patel explained that human traffickers, whom he called “some of the worst individuals on planet earth,” can force victims into degrading acts beyond prostitution.

“They don’t just traffic you for prostitution; they traffic you for degrading acts of all kinds, and they force you into that type of conduct,” Patel said. “And some of these individuals go on to be law enforcement officers who qualified to be law enforcement officers and later applied to the FBI.”...

So.  First you need a cartel.  Then you need a goat (dog, sheep, chicken....whatever.)  Then you need some person who f***s the critter--and is otherwise qualified to be a FEEB.

Really, Kash? How many people are there who funnel into that set of parameters?  8?  2?

Really??

Patel then goes on to love him some Flock. (We shall not play the "Flock/Bestiality" game here.)

... Trump-appointed FBI Director Kash Patel echoed Trump's recent sentiments on Flock cameras and defended the FBI's access to and use of the cameras, telling the Senate Judiciary Committee he believes Flock license-plate cameras are not mass surveillance because they are in public places, so people should not expect privacy there....

BTW, Trump is wrong, too.  Both of them should read Carpenter.