Friday, September 24, 2010

Weaponizing the Veggies

Wendy finds that gardening has more advantages than you thought.

Police say a Montana woman fended off a bear attack with an unlikely weapon — a zucchini.

200 pound black bear, whapped with a fast-pitched z-veggie, runs away.

OK.

BUY MORE ZUCCHINI!!

3 comments:

  1. We need zucchini control laws... for the safety of the children.

    Zucchini registration.

    Prohibition of concealed zucchini carry.

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  2. We need a zucchini hunting season. That would be interesting.

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