tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12897315.post7560643054460478819..comments2024-03-28T09:54:55.115-05:00Comments on Dad29: Catholics By the OrdersDad29http://www.blogger.com/profile/08554276286736923821noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12897315.post-6714088522731221802008-08-10T06:36:00.000-05:002008-08-10T06:36:00.000-05:00How many priests grab the nearest altar boys, unde...How many priests grab the nearest altar boys, under cover of darkness?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12897315.post-29152183255298397262008-08-09T12:54:00.000-05:002008-08-09T12:54:00.000-05:00How many Roman Catholics does it take to change a ...How many Roman Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? <BR/><BR/>None. Candles only.<BR/><BR/>Change? In the Church? I think not! <BR/><BR/>Two - one to screw it in, and another to repent.<BR/><BR/>Two, one to do it and a priest to hear him confess and give the old bulb last rites.<BR/><BR/>They don't. It's been like that for 2000 years and there's no precedent for lightbulb changing.<BR/><BR/>Three, but they're really only one.<BR/><BR/>Four. The pope who makes the decision to change the light bulb. A Cardinal who hands down the pope's directive to the local bishop. The local bishop who orders the priest or pastoral assistant to change the bulb.<BR/><BR/>I left out the naughty ones, but they were pretty funny. You could always google "How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a light bulb?" if you were curious. One ends "We'll never know the answer, the Vatican will just cover it all up."Display Namehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15842340986220388709noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12897315.post-85540972870046378052008-08-08T16:08:00.000-05:002008-08-08T16:08:00.000-05:00True, but it brought a smile t'me face, so it did....True, but it brought a smile t'me face, so it did...Billiamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15489132492383133253noreply@blogger.com